You all damn well know that the article is coming soon, so why don't you all just start posting what crappy stuff you got here, pictures help. Remember, be mean.

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Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp

I got the clap from a dirty needle.

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Sometimes, even though I need to change my quote because it's three years old and makes me angry now, I can't figure out a better one. At times like these, I know it's time for self-flagellation and a Colt 45.

My poor husband was excited to see a large flat box under the tree labeled for him when we arrived at his parent's house for Christmas. His mom frequently proclaimed how proud she was to find such a gift and that when she saw it, knew it was the perfect thing to give her son. We speculated and thought maybe it was a nice art print.


It was a heated towel rack. To those out there that know us, do you have any recollection of our expressing a need for warm towels?

Didn't think so.

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