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Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 571
Posted By SirLawrence
Cool NEW YEARS 2006 - RESOLUTIONS?

So what are the folks at Resurrender doing for New Years Eve?

Any Resolutions?
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:45 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 890
Posted By SirLawrence
Thumbs down Re: Bout damn time

It's the month Christ was born. Next month it'll be 'M's because of Martin Luther King.
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:43 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 890
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Bout damn time

Ouch! That shit would hurt. :(
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:38 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 756
Posted By SirLawrence
Talking Re: giant monkeys

I heard that Fossey woman sucked a lot of Silverback cock in the jungles of Zaire.
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:37 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 756
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: giant monkeys

Are you Mighty Joe Young?
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:35 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 342
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Could aliens be hacking into your computer?

I got confused at first. I thought this thread was a cross between Carl Sagan's eulogy and Tom Cruise boasting the mediums of Scientology.
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 249
Posted By SirLawrence
Lightbulb Serbian Interpreters Please Apply

I'm doing research on the Black Hand.
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:28 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 353
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: God's Army

I must have been high that night...missed the other three edges. :D
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:25 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 861
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: This is a new thread

I feel sorry if that's that child who won that 'ugly baby' contest and this is the prize. :eek:
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:22 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 358
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: The Mile High Club

I have yet to join this club. It's on my list. I've already crossed off Strand Bookstore's basement and the back row of Memoirs of a Geisha.
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 861
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: This is a new thread

Isn't that the combination of the lock and computer device on that show, LOST?
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:15 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 882
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Don't let the bedbugs bite!

Yes, but you got music by John Denver. I'll take the mites anyday.
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:12 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 584
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: What's your kink?

I'm into Asian as of lately. But the pubes gotta go. Otherwise I'll need a machete for teeth to find my way through this forbidden jungle paradise.

How does the saying from Memoirs of a Geisha go:...
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 06:06 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 353
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: God's Army

All you have to remember is that Roosters have Testicles and Hens are Subject to Esophagul Reflux.

By the way, what happened to your pentagram avatar?
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 05:54 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 333
Posted By SirLawrence
Thumbs up Favorite Flavor Lube - or - The Anally Violated Thread

I like Coconut. Who would have thought nowadays they make it in travel size like chapstick so women can carry it so conveniently in their purses. :p

Time to go take a shower and wash this other...
Forum: Illout General 12-09-2005, 11:25 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,289
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: vampires are gay

Are werewolves gay?
Forum: Illout General 12-09-2005, 11:24 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 4,130
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: PRETTIEST WOMAN on RESURRENDER

Doctor Who fans never embarrass themselves. Which reminds me, when is the Christmas Special? Is it exactly on the 25th?
Forum: Illout General 12-09-2005, 11:20 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 4,130
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: PRETTIEST WOMAN on RESURRENDER

You called me Larry. I think I am in love... :D
Forum: Illout General 12-09-2005, 11:17 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 638
Posted By SirLawrence
Forum: Illout General 12-09-2005, 11:16 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 374
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED Thread.

Bluebloods, Rednecks...How did this become the Jerry Springer thread???
Forum: Illout General 12-09-2005, 11:13 AM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Ask Paul!

What is the difference between Niger and Nigeria?
Forum: Illout General 12-09-2005, 11:12 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,061
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: The SirLawrence BOOOO!!! and YEAAAA!!! Thread

No, already solved. Thank You "Bacitracin". :)
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:53 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,061
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: The SirLawrence BOOOO!!! and YEAAAA!!! Thread

It's okay...take a sigh of relief...I'm getting laid nowadays finally again...so I won't be on much...start smiling...
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:51 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Ask Paul!

Sorry, that's what I meant. My Question: Is Aurizon by any chance Pale Fire?
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:49 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 4,130
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: PRETTIEST WOMAN on RESURRENDER

Kevin, Aurizon, LMAO - For more convenience and to solve this dilemma, let us go to the GOOGLE thread.
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:42 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,061
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: The SirLawrence BOOOO!!! and YEAAAA!!! Thread

*he nods* - you had to squeeze that in there, didn't you?
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:41 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,061
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: The SirLawrence BOOOO!!! and YEAAAA!!! Thread

The Ghost of Christmas Past. YOU!!! You dumbass, who else!!
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:40 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,061
Posted By SirLawrence
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:39 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,061
Posted By SirLawrence
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:39 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,061
Posted By SirLawrence
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:37 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 638
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: it's a fucking CHRISTMAS tree.

If it's Hanukkah and you want the Jewish holiday to fly by real quick, just twist all the bulbs in the sockets and light 'er up!
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:33 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 374
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED Thread.

That's exactly what I was going to the do with THE JOE...and maybe some Smackdown if there's a few minutes left over. Wanna join us?
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:31 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Ask Paul!

Yeah, this is the question thread where you get all the answers.

Ooop!!! I have to ask a question now. After reading that article about the two teens who killed the other one's parents because of...
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:21 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 364
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Those wacky Canadians!

Damn. You went and saw Transsexual at the film forum, didn't you?
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:16 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 998
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Coked Up

I don't know, how many do you want?
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 06:16 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Ask Paul!

Is the Blogosphere really that dangerous?
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 01:00 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 374
Posted By SirLawrence
THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED Thread.

That's it, folks! It's the end of everything, the human race, Canada, Peanut Butter, and Warner Brothers Cartoons!

You have ONE HOUR left till everything is decimated.

What are you going to do in...
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 12:56 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 998
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Coked Up

Shhh...this is a public forum, no one is supposed to know I exploded in back of your throat the other night.
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 12:55 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 313
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: Giant Condom

You said you loved me!!! You cheater!!!
Forum: Illout General 12-08-2005, 12:49 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 826
Posted By SirLawrence
Re: My Wife is in Labor

If we did that, I believe we'd end up on Maury Povich...DNA Paternity Results and "Who's your Baby's Daddy".

Those poor ebonic women, always running backstage in tears when the manila envelope is...
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