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Forum: Illout General 01-28-2006, 12:17 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

the final answer is this: i've merged all resurrender board posts into illout general and deleted the resurrender board.

i appreciate admin putting up with me for the last six years, and all the...
Forum: Illout General 01-20-2006, 11:36 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,520
Posted By Paul
Re: he was ours--

a senseless tragedy brought him to resurrender, and another took him away. but this place is better for the time he was here.

can't really think of anything else to say right now.
Forum: Illout General 01-10-2006, 02:19 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,567
Posted By Paul
Re: A 5 year old gets drunk; mom sues.

an example: woman marries dolphin. what a stupid woman. did i say what a stupid british woman? is it something about the uk that makes the woman stupid for marrying a dolphin? maybe the uk needs...
Forum: Illout General 01-10-2006, 02:08 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,567
Posted By Paul
Re: A 5 year old gets drunk; mom sues.

i suspect the difference is when an american posts a story about a stupid person, they don't include the brilliant social commentary that you did. the focus is on the stupid person, not their...
Forum: Illout General 01-07-2006, 03:21 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,538
Posted By Paul
Re: i manage to piss people off without even trying

i have jury duty on the 17th. :(
Forum: Illout General 01-07-2006, 01:50 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,538
Posted By Paul
Re: i manage to piss people off without even trying

Gay Redhead Lawyer is my favorite superhero. :mad:
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 02:41 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,215
Posted By Paul
Re: asshole marries dolphin

you're like an elephant!
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 02:32 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,043
Posted By Paul
Re: Kentucky Fried Asshat

what love?
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 02:32 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 6,721
Posted By Paul
Re: So, you want to give me some advice on my wedding?

i can't wait until she starts "posting," if you know what i mean. HAHAHA!
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 01:08 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 6,721
Posted By Paul
Re: So, you want to give me some advice on my wedding?

i'm sure she feels great. HAHAHA!
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 12:37 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,043
Posted By Paul
Re: Kentucky Fried Asshat

not today.
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 12:36 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 6,721
Posted By Paul
Re: So, you want to give me some advice on my wedding?

i can't wait to be your stepdad.
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 12:35 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 466
Posted By Paul
Re: What did I tell you, Paul?

and i told you this:
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 12:34 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,215
Posted By Paul
Re: asshole marries dolphin

sometimes i get so angry, i just want to die.
Forum: Illout General 01-05-2006, 12:33 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,215
Posted By Paul
asshole marries dolphin

With this herring I thee wed
British woman ‘marries’ dolphin, tying the net after 15-year courtship

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/060103/on_dolphin_wedding_060103.300w.jpg...
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 01:12 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 871
Posted By Paul
Re: Gino's secret to free food

you're not fat. you're pleasantly plump, like a can of dinty moore beef stew.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 01:05 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,043
Posted By Paul
Re: Kentucky Fried Asshat

that name's already taken.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:58 PM
Replies: 5,031
Views: 75,339
Posted By Paul
Re: word association.

coitus.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:58 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 871
Posted By Paul
Re: Gino's secret to free food

she subsists on great meatloafs of semen and suck.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:43 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 871
Posted By Paul
Re: Gino's secret to free food

with my new taser, i don't really have to chase him anymore.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,043
Posted By Paul
Re: Kentucky Fried Asshat

the middle name @ is so sexy.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:39 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 6,721
Posted By Paul
Re: So, you want to give me some advice on my wedding?

i've always thought you'd look best with bangs on your head.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:37 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

you're marrying into CRAZY!


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:37 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

two shitbreads with a smear of dandruff paste.


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:36 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

i only restricted his access from resurrender. he can still enjoy all the other idiot boards of illout. he didn't deserve a burial or a landfill. some corpses should be left to rot in...
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:35 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

i've never seen that show. i don't watch television during the day anymore, ever since michael jackson was acquitted.


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:34 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

if you can't find a use for that, you really are a demented old codger.


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:33 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

seven months, three weeks, two days.


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:32 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

your cock is in the woodstove again.


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:32 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

even years aren't better for anyone.


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:31 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

Santa with Muscles.


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Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:30 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 871
Posted By Paul
Re: Gino's secret to free food

you people eat too much.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:29 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,043
Posted By Paul
Re: Kentucky Fried Asshat

somebody shoot this motherfucker in the face. no, better yet, somebody shoot me in the face, so i don't ever have to breathe the air he's tainted.
Forum: Illout General 01-03-2006, 12:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,043
Posted By Paul
Kentucky Fried Asshat

Anti-KFC member of PETA changes name to Web address


NEW YORK - A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.

Chris Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for...
Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 01:45 AM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

twenty-four bottles of the world's cheapest champagne.


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Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 01:44 AM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

i saw all those notches on my bed frame and just assumed i had a woodpecker infestation.


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Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 01:43 AM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

yeah, it was about as merry as a rabbit-sized kidney stone.


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Forum: Illout General 12-27-2005, 01:42 AM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

two, maybe three weeks. (http://www.silverthought.com/forum/index.php?topic=284.0)


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Forum: Illout General 12-22-2005, 11:10 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

paul? hughes? what's the difference?


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Forum: Illout General 12-22-2005, 11:09 PM
Replies: 22,428
Views: 304,750
Posted By Paul
Re: Ask Paul!

i would have done it sooner, but i wanted to see what other moronic things aurizon would say.


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